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single, indep, sexy small woman with good pussy and ass, looking for the same in a male for sexual companionship. ( need a big dick 9 or better, thick) (guys.....PLEASE!! Be well dressed, no fitteds or durags! Im a grown sexy mature woman looking for a MAN!! Breath fresh, clean, smell good and no std's....safe relations always) lets talk........I am a real person with real feelings and values.Looking for some peeps to hang out with and just have fun. looking for sex or anything like that. Just msg me with your picture and tell me about yourself and we'll go from there! hope to hear from ya soon.I know you probably won't see something like this, but worth a shot. It was almost 10 last night and I ran into the gas station. I was on my way out and you let me walk in front of you. You flashed me a smile, and were nice. You seem sweet, and I keep seeing your smile.Long shot, I know.. but if you see this, and are single/interested, reply and tell me somethisee this, and are single/interested, reply and tell me something that will let me know it is actually you. Every time I look into his shit eating grin or he shares something with me, I think of you because he looks just like you. Thank you for the biggest blessing anyone could ever give someone. I hope youre happy wherever you are happy... If you ever decide to be a part of his life, he needs his dad and if you can ever forgive me for telling you I could replace you, I was wrong. If he knew you and you knew him, life would be close to perfect. You said if I needed you to let someone know, we need you. I screwed up again, bad because the truth is I will never stop find anyone better than you, I'll always love you. He laughs like you and his kisses, all you'd ever need is him. If you saw him, you'd know that... I pay to God you still read these nutso ads... you told the judge he is your son, so I know you know...Me:Well I suppose ''describe yourself'' blurbs/paragraphs are very similar in nature to a Rorschach inkblot. You see yourself one way, and the world around you sees you as something completely different. That's not to say that both interpretations aren't true or valid...it just complicates things...more than a little. So how do I see myself? Well...I suppose first and foremost come the string of labels (I'm not a label fan- I feel that labels limit who we are and what we can come to be as people, but sadly, they are unavoidable)....so here goes...I'm white (average height (5'6), curvy (size 16, 40DDD), red hair, blue eyes), female, straight, single, mostly child-free (I teach), a non smoker, a social drinker, a political independent, who is not currently aligned with any particular religion. I'm a 6th grade, Gifted & Talented teacher, but I have an English background (yeah, I'm one of those annoying word Nazis). When I'm not working or spending time with friends and family, I've usually got my nose buried in a book, playing a video game (I'm one of those mythical female gamers!) or I'm listening to music (I am an unabashed music whore). I'm definitely attracted to the arts- traditional media, music, photography, film, etc. I admire anyone that can create...that can dream and share those dreams in turn. I'm a caffeine junkie, a night owl, and a savant of sarcasm. I like to learn about new things and new ways of looking at this thing we call life. But to put it simply... People are complicated- full of ideals, morals, values, dreams, ambitions, goals, etc...I'm no different. I'm a self admitted mess, but I'm a unique mess...and that makes me pretty fun. I'm random, energetic, passionate, and a little bit weird, I'm highly intelligent, driven, sarcastic, at times, a walking contradiction and a million other quirky things.Disclaimer:Obviously, I wouldn't be posting here if I weren't some sort of social cripple, but I know exactly who I am, and I'm not looking be changed or to change anyone.So that's me. . .who are you?You:I'm looking for a mostly sane, witty, geeky, creative, find real swingers video-game playing, non-religious, socially progressive, well-educated guy who reads for pleasure (preferably fantasy/science fiction), enjoys film, and likes to debate for hours. Someone who likes Tim Burton, Depeche Mode, and Grey Goose vodka. . .Someone who is equally comfortably staying home, chilling on the couch, playing Guitar Hero II or going out for Thai food and a show.More specifically: No married or attached men. No mama drama. No friends with benefits. No creeps (Yes, this includes you ''dominant'' types - I'm all for kink, but I'm not into being controlled.) No smokers, no drug users, no on-the-floor drunks. Must have some kind of direction in life -- be it school or career. Ambition is a sexy quality.If you can match all of that, I think it's safe to say the rest is negotiable.Us?:Like what you've read so far? Well then, try me. . .We'll see some shows, make some stuff, read to each other, swap playlists, play drunken Scrabble, and when it stops being fun, be it two weeks or two years from now, we'll let it go. Because we are in it for the pleasure of good company, true affection, intellectual equality, and the stomach-fluttering sweetness of infatuation.


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That will Hurt in The Morning (Middletown, New York , Black Dirt Region)
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You:22-45Biracial, hispanic or whiteSlightly immatureIsnt serious about muchStoner,pothead,mari loverMusic and nature loverDoesnt care about money or materialsLoves to joke around and analyze lifeAppreicates a woman who cooks for himA friend to animals and kidsHippy mindset (but not unclean)Facial hair or long hair preferredOpen minded sexuallyLoves to cuddle in a dark room with a funny, scary or suspenseful moviePrefers to be active outside and hates gymsIntroverted or doesnt like large crowdsLikes to textIf this sounds amateur real swingers you and you like a woman with a little extra meat on her bones, please email me with 'this is me' the subject line

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