Slim pickens and an apology? - m4w (N. Phx) (32176, FL, Volusia County)
I was sitting in the dark, laptop on my lap, about to delve into the W4M in the ''women with unrealistic expectations seeking a man that can think without his dick'' section when I clicked on one below, ''M4W''. It didn't take me long to realize I had made a mistake as there was some guy's ugly ass junk lit with a dim light staring me in the face. ''What must these guys be thinking?'' I asked my self, ''do they not know this is not what women want to see?'' Having been surrounded by sexy beautiful find real swingers my entire life (my mother, her mother, my sisters, their friends), it's pretty obvious to me being around a beautiful woman the effects it has on men...especially the neandrathal types with testosterone poisoning. Taken and given many punches being around beautiful women, they need help keeping the bad ones at bay. Ok, enough about my sisters...So I'm going through the ads...the guy that posted eight times with the same S.D.P. (''stiff dick pick''), the guy with the ugly ass dick with the pink fireman's helmet head, and ''stoner guy'' of course looking for a ''stoner chick''. Geezus....seriously. Oh yeah, don't forget the tweeker looking for a ''go fast'' girl to take to the casino (''or whatever''), doesn't matter really...who, when, where, what casino, what time is it? What day is it? Man, so yeah, slim pickin's tonight baby and an apology while you're all comfy in ur jammies in bed with the laptop and a glass of Pinot Grigio wondering...hoping there might be something different, a guy that's fun, honest and successful...but no, same 'ol shit. So, sorry about that, finish your wine baby doll and go to bed...someday....someday....

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